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My first post.....how exciting! You are all in for a real treat. I am going to tell you about all my little life, my big dreams and everything in between.
Not sure where to start....my week included, in no particular order, poop on a chair, going to the dentist for my sweet mouth guard, agonizing over what shapewear to buy (spanx are not strong enough people!) dinner with my favorite brunette and regretting my choice to get gel nails.

So it might be time to start potty training when your 20 month rips off his clothes then his shitty diaper and jumps up on the chair......hence poop on a chair. sigh

When you picture the sexiest thing your wife could wear at night....what is it?.....A mouth guard of course! AD is so lucky to have me. I have 5 more days before this plastic little jewel comes in, I'll let you know how that goes.....or not.

Shapewear....seriously, light support, medium support, firm, extra firm.....so many to choose from. I think they should be labelled uncomfortable support, that's gonna leave a mark support and he is sooo not worth this support. Am I right? But it's either firm support or slim fast, enough said.

Dre, Auntie Dre, Dreola or Andrea. She and I met at the Flight Centre many moons ago (ok, 5 years ago but it seeeeeems like forever ago) we bonded over Big Brother, booze, and fat men with gold chains. I do NOT miss working with the public, oh, hells no. Anyways, we met for dinner, Indian, it was delicious as was our 3 hours of converstion.....the restaurant owner was giving us the stink eye....time to go! Can't wait for our next date....she makes me smile :) no, more like this :D

And lastly, gel nails....now I am not totally dissing but seriously, in my professional opinion, they suck. Not only were they uncomfortable for the first few days but they chipped after 2 days, not cool. I am going to have them taken off stat, as soon as I find the time after I have baked 2 dozen scones for Mother's Day, finished the laundry, cooked the salmon, cleaned the avacado of the wall (thanks little buddy) and brushed my teeth.

THE END

P.S. Next post will be a doozy, filled with my moroccan hair oil review, lip wax (only because I am the maid of honor in two weeks, eek) tails about my little chef and maybe an etsy find or two.

Nighty night

Ren

Wait...a post wouldn't be complete without a link, right? So here you go, my 3 favorite blogs:

http://www.hairthursday.com/

http://www.nothingbutbonfires.com/

http://www.thepioneerwoman.com/